My thoughts on pie
NOES. That’s the best part! The crussssst…. gives it to ussss, Precioussss….
Not jealous at all even though I forgot to buy myself some pumpkin pie and instead bought some cranberry muffins which are actually blueberry even thought the label clearly said “cranberry” WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY MARTIN’S GROCERY STORE???
…if you want a really great pie cookbook, check out Mrs. Rowe’s Little Book of Southern Pies, by my friend Mollie Bryan (@molliebryan on Twitter). It’s full of terrific recipes, as well as a history of Mrs. Rowe’s Restaurant in Staunton, Virginia, founded in 1947 and still worth a visit.
Disclosure: that’s an Amazon Affiliates link above.
I drive by this restaurant every week day on the way to my job in Waynesboro. But I don’t stop there, because I’m on a diet.
resolve…
resolve…
resolve…
No! Must resist the call of pie! Mmmm… pie…
inmi:
Unless it’s lemon meringue and I have a very hard time considering that to be fruit.
Chocolate mousse pie. Brownie pie. Snickers pie. Peanut butter pie.
See a pattern? Yeah.
WHAT.
THE ONLY REAL KIND OF PIE HAS FRUIT IN IT. ALL OTHER PIES ARE NOTHING MORE THAN FANCY DESSERTS, INCLUDING THAT PEANUT BUTTER PIE I POSTED.
I AM YELLING BECAUSE I AM FLABBERGASTED THAT YOU THINK FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG IN PIES.
COMMIES! ALL OF YOU!
PIE HAS FRUIT. APPLE PIE CHERRY PIE PEACH PIE EVEN MINCE PIE WHICH HAS CANDIED FRUIT STRAWBERRY PIE PIE WITH BLACKBERRIES AND RASPBERRIES.
I. REST. MY. CASE.