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    THIS JUST SEEMS LIKE A REALLY FUCKING BAD IDEA. YES I AM TYPING THIS HERE AND I’M GOING TO KEEP ON TYPING THIS IN THIS DESCRIPTION BOX UNTIL THE FUCKING CRAPPY TUMBLR SERVERS LET IT FUCKING STAY. A BAD IDEA. A REALLY BAD IDEA. A DOCTOR WHO MOVIE OVERSEEN BY ANYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WILL SUCK WITH A GIANT MAGNITUDE OF SUCK. IT WILL PRE-SUCK. IT SUCKS ALREADY AND IT’S ONLY A VAGUE PLAN.

    (EDITED FOR THE NTH TIME.)

    15 November, 2011
    Tagged as destroy hollywood no just no Doctor Who in the movies
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  2. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing. i-found-you-justine-time: griffinsandunicorns: I love this show. Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey. Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and… The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing.

    i-found-you-justine-time:

    griffinsandunicorns:

    I love this show.

    Gotta love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey.

    Tell me this is not fucked up. “Perfect family”? (That was the tag.) These people are all psychological basket cases. I’m willing to accept that they’re all making the best of a bad thing, but please remember we have a character who is a thousand years old in love with a woman he met just before she died who it turns out is the daughter of the little girl said 1,000-year-old-man met right after he died and was regenerated and said daughter also was kidnapped and tortured in order to turn her into the killer of said man which torture had the effect of making her obsessed with her target which we are supposed to believe turned into a more positive kind of love and and and…

    The writing and acting are basically all that keep me from writing off the show at this point. That and the fic I am writing in my head where the Doctor is actually in a coma from being hit on the head with a cricket bat by psycho Amy and this is all his confused, broken headed dream.The whole “name” thing will turn out to be when he wakes up and of course that destroys “the universe” namely the coma one and River Song is some woman he meets later on. They can still have a love affair but it won’t be this icky love-in-the-psychic-wreckage thing.

    5 October, 2011
    Sourced from elfpen
    Originally from elfpen
    Reblogged from doctorbloodywhoetc
    Tagged as no just no I can't handle this make it stop
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  3. Anime Doctors = NO →

    Also? Matt Smith’s eyes are hazel (green-brown) not blue. GTFO.

    6 October, 2010
    Tagged as no anime no just no Doctor Who fanart
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  4. Despite the cost, I was ecstatic with my vajazzle. On my way home, I was very aware of the fact that I had just had crystals glued to my vagina. I felt like I had a juicy little secret, and only I could decide who to tell. It was fun.

    —

    I Vajazzled And I Liked It «  Crushable (via kaching)

    Dear God, please send the asteroid now.

    10 March, 2010
    Sourced from kaching
    Reblogged from kaching
    Tagged as no just no also ew TMI Western Culture on the skids
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  5. Browsing Harry Potter fanfics,

    tomorrowmaybe:

    Harry/Voldemort slash.

    wut?!

    Um. VOLDEMORT HAS NO NOSE. I mean wat.

    19 February, 2010
    Sourced from tomorrowmaybe
    Reblogged from tomorrowmaybe
    Tagged as no just no OBJECTION
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