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Everyone spends so much fucking time worrying about the zombie apocalypse when what we should REALLY be thinking about is what we’re gonna do when the fucking aliens invade.
Damn right. Fuck zombies. (Or not. Though if you go that way, I’m not gonna judge. No, not me.)
ANYways, zombies are easy. Just smash their heads in. They can’t even run. (Unless they’re Rage Zombies. For the purposes of this rant, they will not be Rage Zombies.)
Anyway, zombies are already dead so they’re slow and don’t coordinate with each other well. Aliens, on the other hand, have superior tech and will just drop down from the sky in their giant indestructible (by us primitives, anyway) space ships, and then they’ll easily conquer us and herd us into zoos/enslave us/fry us up for dinner. So clearly we are worrying about the wrong apocalypse.
31 December, 2011
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the-belfry reblogged this from scatmancrothers and added:
Damn right. Fuck zombies. (Or not. Though if you go that way, I’m not gonna judge. No, not me.) ANYways, zombies are...
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hansvlitz said:
I’ll probably prepare the same way, hole up in costco clutching a crowbar waiting for the whole thing to blow over
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hiptoyourjive said:
I used to stay up worrying about that
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