My thoughts on pie
NOES. That’s the best part! The crussssst…. gives it to ussss, Precioussss….
Not jealous at all even though I forgot to buy myself some pumpkin pie and instead bought some cranberry muffins which are actually blueberry even thought the label clearly said “cranberry” WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY MARTIN’S GROCERY STORE???
Fortunately, I live with someone who likes the crust more than the...so I can yank it...
Unless it has a really good crust. But it usually doesn’t.
The delicious part totally makes up for the garbage part.
follow for a laugh—my winky face is seductive ;)
every yummy bit of this is true…