I thought of a thing! A what do you call it — meme, yeah, that’s it. I’m doing this meme. (And I’m sure it’s been done before by at least 99,342 of the 23 trillion Doctor Who fans across time and space, but so what.) Anyway, here it is: name three places/time periods/whatever that you want the Doctor to take you on his Tardis. I’ll start it off. Three places I would like the Doctor to take me in his Tardis are:
1. To see some dinosaurs in the time of the dinosaurs, not running around 1970s London which would have totally killed them because England in the 1970s was a mudball of coldness.
2. To whatever time in the future that is where people finally get their fucking flying cars.
3. To 325 AD, to the First Ecumenical Council of Nicea; specifically, the moment in time when St. Nicholas punched Arius in the face for saying Jesus wasn’t God. Yes, I want to see Santa Claus punch a heretic in the face, and I’m not even Catholic. It must have been cool — I wonder if a big riot broke out, or if everyone stood around going “WTF.” Anyway, as the story goes they threw St. Nick in the slammer (because Nicea wasn’t in Florida so you weren’t allowed to punch people in the face) and then Jesus came and gave him a new Bible and even got his Mom to give St. Nick his bishop rank back (I guess the whole thing with the toys and the reindeer is like one of those retiree jobs at Walmart where you greet people only cooler in that you get to ride in a sled pulled by flying reindeer) so yeah, Jesus totally approves of face punching.
Matt Smith does not have giant anime creature eyes. Please stop it.