That sounds like an actual title of an episode of Doctor Who, doesn’t it? But it isn’t about the Doctor and a marauding semi-intelligent nebula monster made of multi-colored gasses and how he is able to trick it into a black hole by playing Slim Whitman’s “Indian Love Call” over the Tardis speakers… but instead the subject of this person’s book project. I decided to answer all the questions except the ones on autism, about which I know nothing except hearsay, which is to say, nothing. (I’m trying to keep writing about stuff I don’t know anything about to a minimum.) Anyway, here is what I said, after the break:
DOCTOR Who star Matt Smith was banned from baring his bum while filming a new show about a gay writer.
BBC chiefs feared it would tarnish Matt’s image in the sci-fi show, so he had to keep his rear hidden.
A BBC source said: “Because Dr Who is a firm favourite among family audiences, we thought it would be better if we didn’t show Matt’s behind in his new drama.”
“A firm favourite.” Oh Sun. I see what you did there.